It's on the front page
A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Because he said he loves miso.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because 7, 10, 11!
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
repost
On the front page of reddit.
Lack of originality