What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.