What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Cz sheeran

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

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He only Phelps himself.

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What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.