How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.