Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.