How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.