How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

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We do.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood