How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off