What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.