What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong