What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)