How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet