Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What is your emergency?

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza