Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.