because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Cause "pot holder" was taken.
Because potholder was already taken
Comparrison Ford!
