How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.