How did the truck get his girlfriend?

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!