How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas