How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What are you allergic to?

and can tell them Plant Spern

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.