How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

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They're attractive!

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They'll just tell you.

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.