How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.