What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom