What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.