You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Dam!
You'll never forget her name.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
A French press
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
Parti-san
It's an ill-eagle activity
