Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

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How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.