How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.