How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...