What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What musical group is Jesus most afraid of?

Nine Inch Nails

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.