Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

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They're married.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally