Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally