Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.