How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.