How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted