Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...