Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."