Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.