How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !