How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

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What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.