How did the mobster burn his lips on a ...

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.