How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.