How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.