Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill