What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.