What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

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Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Tree turdy.

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.