Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.