Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.