1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because they can't count to
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Envelope.
A) Rabbyte!
Because the cow has the utter.
A handicat
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
Because 7 ate 9.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
I still love vista, baby
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Til infinity.
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
Because 7 8 9
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
They want Gore in 2000.
A thousand dogs.
They revived to much XP
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
A widower.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
