How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.