How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.