Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany