Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
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Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
It's Bill Withers.
You would be all right.
It got shelved.
Stuck
Because her lips stick
It had a SPOILER on it.
A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.
A Nergomancer
Because they're too small.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Get to the back of the oven...
Because it was dead.
A baby hit by a snow blower
If it's bill withers!
You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.