What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.