What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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a c-section.

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I think this is a set up!

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!