How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.