How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.