How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

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