What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko