What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.