Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Previous Random Joke Next
Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Dagobah Jokes More Dagobah Jokes

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling