Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal."

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling