How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.