How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.