How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it