What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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