What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries