What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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Doverkiin.

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The Daily Express.

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They're more of a kids meal.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!