Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.