Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.