Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?