How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna