To change his jockeys.
Whoa.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
A dogwood
They take a gallop poll!
Because they hold the reins!