Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!