Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.