Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.