Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food