Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.