How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

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What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.