How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.