Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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It runs in his jeans.

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He was just chasing tail.

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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A pedrophile.